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New Job [13 Aug 2005|05:46pm] I started at Great Woods last week. 49 hrs a week+ the 10 or so doing the housekeeping/gardener thing. Weeee. Went to Acme Comedy Co. last night with Galiena and the boytoy, it was fun, but one of the guys we had seen before, and his act was basically the same. (no new material in a year? c'mon!) Still hilarious though. I bought new clothes in celebration of my new job-ness, yay for new jeans that actually fit and slutty tops. I don't think I could ever go frumpy. I'm gonna be that gross old lady with saggy tits wearing clothes from the junior's department. HOT. In other news, I didn't get to go to QuakeCon because I didn't get a job/money in time. Very, very sad, as I was looking forward to that little roadtrip and meeting all of my internet boyfriends. It's probably a good thing though, because I think I need to buy a new car soon- my transmission is going out. I kind of abandoned this place for myspace because I only knew about 4 people on LJ. Myspace is waaaay more obnoxious guys, get with the program. http://www.myspace.com/thetigerlily 6 comments|post comment

[13 May 2005|08:31am] Blue Belt test last night = I AM NOW A NINJA History final today and then I am done with school. Nothing else really exciting going on, I'm just pumped about my new belt. Easy to please, I am. Update on the kibbies: (blurry, I know) 2 comments|post comment

[27 Apr 2005|02:53am] Ryan bought me henna on sunday, and we tried it out yesterday. No pics, I'm lazy. I have a sweet anklet thingie, and he has a ninja on his arm. Then I had to get all loopy and silly and decide to do my nipples. I now have two orange, slightly different sized nipples. What in the fucking fuck was I thinking? Ok. Honestly, it's hilarious and I crack up everytime I see em. So it was worth it, right? post comment

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[18 Apr 2005|11:21am] I think my hair looks good today: post comment

[05 Apr 2005|11:08pm] play .wmv play .mpg visit beautifulagony.com post comment

[05 Apr 2005|12:15pm] Fucking Jimi Hendrix. I can feel like shit and this stuff makes me feel like a godammed rockstar hippy. \m/ Studying as usual! Bitches! Me and Ryan molesting eachother: The plate I painted at Lily Pad a couple weeks ago: post comment

[30 Mar 2005|12:24pm] :P post comment

[28 Mar 2005|12:36pm] Ryan and I painted the computer room an obnoxious shade of blue last night. I will update with pictures once his desk is in and everything is set up. I thought my car was a goner for sure last night as well. Turns out the battery was just juiced. *phew* I swear, every other day there is something wrong with that POS. In other news, my 21st is a mere 9 days away. You can all send sextoys, money, or booze. Preferably all three. Pics+divx will be created, fun will be had, and the internet will be alerted. I'm thinking Ground Zero would be a good place to go for the dominatrix aspect, and perhaps Rick's for the skanky stripper aspect. I want to make sure all my bases are covered, and I want to make sure I get shitfaced. It will be my 21st, after all. Oh yeah, I somehow convinced Ryan to let me do this to him because I thought it would be funny: post comment

[24 Mar 2005|10:02pm] Tire=fixed. You may all breath again. In other news, I suck at PGR2. Reeeeeeeal bad. SeaWolf, make fun of me and you die. post comment

[23 Mar 2005|03:28pm] Flat tire+bent rim=pissed off. Fucking bumfuck Circle Pines and their GIANT potholes. Knocked my hubcap off and bent the rim to shit. *sigh* post comment

After I clean their cage: [21 Mar 2005|04:13pm] 1 comment|post comment

[18 Mar 2005|04:10pm] Ok, I'm a total idiot. A complete moron. I signed up for a figure drawing class at the beginning of the semester. I have be eagerly awaiting this class all semester. I though it started right after spring break. (three saturdays, all day) Turns out it started March 5. One day into spring break. WTFCHUCK. Do I withdraw, or go the remaining two saturdays and change it to a No Credit class? I need about $50 in art supplies, and I'm just thinking....is $175 worth it for just a learning experience where I will get no credit? (tuition + supplies) GODAMMIT. post comment

[18 Mar 2005|02:51am] Eating Pocky and crying while watching "The Notebook". *le sigh*. If you don't have breasts before watching this movie, you certainly will after. You have been warned. I start figure drawing class on Saturday, I am *very* excited about this. I'm going to suck though. Haven't really drawn much in about 3 years. Erk. post comment

[14 Mar 2005|03:34am] I think I will pierce my nipples tomorrow. If you are lucky, I'll post pictures and send samples of lube to your houses. Ok I won't post pictures. Send me your address and you will receive lube though. Galiena-san and I are going to have lesbian sex tomorrow, good times. I think we will go to Avant Garden and get some coffees like old times. Then on with the nipple torture! I don't know how long I will leave them in, but it will solve the "shyness" Weeee! Latest hotness: Matt and Moe, pic I took in 'kato, then made into the lovliest romance novel cover ever... post comment

[11 Mar 2005|05:04am] I thought it was Wednesday today. It's really Friday. Time seems to move infinitely slow, but really, it's speeding by me. My life feels like one big blur, and I get confused so easily. I woke up to find I was bleeding profusely. Ruined sheets and a towel. Tomorrow my project is to go buy new flannel sheets. Perhaps that will snap me out of this stupor. I find myself contemplating moving out while Ryan is at work, just throwing away most of my stuff, packing the bare necessities in my car, and driving. What I really need is for him to hate me. So I would leave a horrible bitchy break-up note. That way he wouldn't be *as* sad when he finds out what I've done. I think going someplace warm for a few days, and then ending it in the sun would be the way to go. Even as I type this I feel dazed. Everything is wrapped in cotton balls, including my brain. post comment

[10 Mar 2005|05:39am] You know what I love? Suicidal friends. A friend of mine IMed me earlier this evening, asking me to come over. So I hop in the ole ghetto mobile and drive 30 minutes to his place. I knock on his door for a minute or two and get no answer. This worries me- he has a small house, and I was knocking loudly. So I try calling his house and cell. No answer. I try the door (even though it is always locked), it opens. Strange. He is on the couch right next to the door, eyes almost shut, not moving. My heart stopped. I thought for sure he had finally done it, he has been talking about it for months. That's when I noticed he was breathing. Phew. I try poking him, calling his name. He doesn't move, his eyes have an odd glazed look to them. I had to shake the hell out of him to get a response. Turns out the fucker had been drinking and had just passed out waiting for me. *sigh* post comment

Forever and a day [09 Mar 2005|03:35am] Thats how long an hour feels when you are bored and lonely. In other news, I'm on spring break. Doing absolutely nothing at all. Weeeeee. Here is my list of activities: -eat cereal, drink Mountain Dew and OJ -check shacknews.com -take a shower -check shacknews.com -check craigslist.org -check conceptart.org -think of great idea for DSG or C.O.W for conceptart.org -doodle a bit -check shacknews.com -check conceptart.org and see other people's art -decide my ideas suck and I'll never draw anything good -chat with bean, want to hit him. chat more, want to hug him. chat more, want to hit, repeat -chat with michael -check shacknews.com -go to bed -wake up and repeat post comment

[21 Feb 2005|07:54am] Welp. I love being depressed. I feel so emo. Sinn is a terrible influence. *makes note to self* Some more fan-fucking-tastic-i-envy-your-camera pictures of me from him: And here is something I am making for Chris (work in progress, mind you): Aaaaand what else? I have no class tonight, and that makes me rather sad. I need something to do. I could clean, or load wood onto the porch, or find a different job because I'm too chicken shit to call John up and explain what a crazy bitch I am. Hmmm the possibilities. I think I'll draw and dork out on the internet and maybe bring some wood in. Ta ta for now! post comment

[16 Feb 2005|03:45am] I am going to make a metric fuck-ton of truffles tomorrow to bring to history class. I WILL get an A on the project...I will give every person in that room oral sex if that's what it takes. Grrrr. (Ok, so we did an awesome job and our presentation is going to rock, and we will get an A regardless....I just like to make chocolate-sex balls. Mmmm) Went over to Sinn's today, talked about his photography. He is going to have me go through about 6,000 photos and weed out the bad ones so he can make a proper portfolio. I think this means I can sucker him into doing a shoot for me. \m/ Side note: Ran into Nick at Wally-world -- I haven't seen him in years. He likes my hair. :) Also he was with a hot tiny woman, which was confusing. Perhaps she is a lesbian, and if so, I should have inquired to her 'marital' status. Hmmm. Here's some super-hot pictures of me, omg creaming self now just looking at them: He took about 90 pictures in an hour or so...messing with settings and whatnot. I envy his ability to buy super expensive camera equipment- and have the time to play with it. Someday.... post comment

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